SOFT DRINK CLUBS
 The Coke Army - for the Coca-Cola lovers and supporters; under the command of the currently-away Fudrom; for membership just post in the Coca-Cola thread, give yourself a title, and stick the Coke Flag in your sig... and/or contact Sharkie, myself, Dukegirl, KJK, or anyone else with the Coke Flag anywhere in their sig

There is also a Sprite Division for the Coke Army. You can make up a Division for any drink under the Coca-Cola company. Oh yeah, and there's a C.A.S.H. (Coke Army Surgical Hospital), PM Dukegirl for membership

Pepsi Marines - for the Pepsi lovers and supporters; PM noleafclover69, LadyOphelia, TWShakar, or anyone with stuff in their sigs, for membership and/or post in the Pepsi Lovers Unite thread

Canada Dry Club - for the lovers and supporters of Canada Dry Ginger Ale; PM me or Dukegirl for membership

Cream Soda Militia - for the lovers and supporters of any brand of cream soda; PM superfan for membership and/or post in the Cream Soda Militia thread

The RC Forces - for the Royal Cola lovers and supporters; PM SuperPillowGun for membership and/or post in the RC Forces thread

Mountain Dew 4 Ever Club (MD4EC) - for the lovers and supporters of Mountain Dew, that greeny-yellow stuff with the "Obey Your Thirst" commercials; I'd say PM smlvlchk but she isn't available, so just add it to your sig... I'm sure the members of the club will be thrilled to have another in their midst

SMALLVILLE/SUPERMAN CLUBS
ECSS (Expose Clark's Secret Society) - take a wiiiiild guess, my friend; since DuMont isn't available and nobody has come forward to take the helm, just stick it in your sig if you want to be a member

M.K.F.S.O.S.V.A. (More Kent Family Scenes On Smallville Association) - do you feel the drought? Do you FEEL the DROUGHT?! Then you'll fit right in; PM Whitetiger4 for membership

L.J.L.S. (Let Jonathan Live Society) - pretty self-explanatory; PM Smallvillian for membership and website

J.I.N.E. ("Jor-El Is Not Evil" Club) - encompasses anybody who doesn't buy into the (so the JINE claims) misinterpretation/misunderstanding of Jor-El being a nasty; PM Mindbogglingtruths for membership

J.I.T.T.E.R.S. ("Jor-El Is Trying To Enslave and Ruin his Son" Club) - just as it sounds; encompasses the other side; PM Renee28 for membership

CLFA (Clana Fans Association) - for the Clark and Lana fans; PM superfan for membership

N.O. P.I.N.K. ('Net Organization of People Irked by Non-sensical Kung-fu) - to do with Lana's crazy Kung-Fu; PM shirkie for membership

B.B.S.O.L.F. (Bring Back Season One Lana Foundation) - if you are annoyed or frustrated or sad or whichever emotion you happen to have due to the way Lana has developed since season one, and want her to return to her old ways, you are welcome to join the BBSOLF; PM Teen Chef for membership

P.A.L.A. (Pete And Lana Association) - for the ones who think Smallville should follow the comics in regards to Pete and Lana's marriage; perhaps also for those who believe Pete and Lana should get back together in the comics; PM LanaandPete for membership

CCC (Chloe and Clark Club) - and this one's for the Chlarkers; initiated by DuMont; PM clevel_fl for membership

TCCSS (Tell Chloe Clark's Secret Society) - if you want Chloe to be told Clark's secret (I'm an alien from a dead planet called Krypton, I have these powers, yadda yadda yadda), this is your niche; PM Teen Chef for membership

The Chlois Club - for those who hold fast to the belief that Chloe Sullivan will indeed be Lois Lane; PM Niere for membership

CTLCC (Chlarker Til Lois Comes Club) - for the ones who love the Chloe and Clark stuff but also appreciate the Clois; PM Teen Chef for membership

COCIJWEFCA (Clana Or Chlark I'm Just Waiting Endlessly For the Clois... Association) - for those who don't really care about the Chloe or Lana romance and have their sights on the end result instead; PM me for membership

K.H.C.B.C.S. (Keep Holy the Comic Book Clois Society) - for the ones who feel Lois & Clark's marriage in the canon is a good thing and shouldn't be fooled around with; PM me for membership

B.E.J.B. (Bring Eric Johnson Back) Club - if you want Whitney to return to Smallville (even though he's been pronounced dead, but hey...), this is your thang; stick it in your sig if you want to join since this is yet another smlvlchk club that nobody has reclaimed

B.A.B.R. (Bring Alicia Back Rehabilitated) - self-explanatory; PM welluv for membership

Anti-Jason Teague Marines - self-explanatory, if you have any cause to join it; PM DarkClone for membership and/or post in their thread

JTA (Jason Teague of America) - the KryptonSite injustice gang; in the words of their leader, "The magnific[e]nt JTA is now offering memberships to those who deem themselves worthy"; PM Unbreakable Lex or Spoon AZ for info and/or membership

KryptonSite Justice League - a debating society in the Spoilers section of the board; highly exclusive; PM ERIC, but that won't guarantee anything because you have to be invited to join

I.A.B.S.C.C. (Incredibly Annoyed By Superman Continuity Club) - what it sounds like; PM me for membership

ACTOR ADMIRATION CLUBS
Victorites on KryptonSite - if you're a fan of the Canadian actor Victor Garber, then come on aboard; just place it in your sig, but PM Dukegirl or myself just so we can know who you are and grin like crazy together

TWIDH (Tom Welling Is Damn Hot) Club - if you find yourself melting when TW takes the screen, then here's your clan; once again, just make yourself a member since the founder, Oohbaby, is not available at the moment

Tom Welling's Hair Society - for those who adore Clark/Tom Welling's hair, you know who you are; PM SVCrystalGreen for membership

FANFICTION CLUBS
T.C.F. (Torture Clark Foundation) - for the people who love to have Clark squirming, be it physically or emotionally; mostly to do with fanfiction (reading or writing) but not restricted to it; headed by the currently-unavailable oohbaby; PM anyone with "TCF in their sig or just post in almost any thread in the Fanfiction section... actually, what the heck, just stick it in your sig and you're in

A.T.C.T. (Anti-Torture Clark Team) - the counterclub to the TCF; if you hate seeing poor Clarkie suffer in fanfics, screen, fanart, etc, you are welcome to join; yet another smlvlchk club without a new leader, so just proclaim yourself part of the team

TRWCC (Torture Readers With Cliffhangers Club) - the other side of the Cliffie issue, these authors love to irk their loyal readers by utilizing harsh (but evilly fun) fanfiction cliffhangers in their stories; PM wallflower23 for membership

RAEC (Readers Against Evil Cliffhangers) - for the fanficcers who love to hate the cliffies; AmnFreak322 (aka Craig) is President but he is currently unavailable, so PM their Vice-Prez Tom_Welling1390 for membership

L.K.F.F.F. (Lil Kiddy Fan Fiction Foundation) - awwww! Clark, Chloe, Lana, Lex, Pete... how can you not love kiddie stories? I believe this is both for readers and writers, but you'd do better to ask; PM SVCrystalGreen for info and/or membership

LOLS (Let Olsen Live Society) - for the readers of the "Angelica Corusca" Smallville fanfiction series who don't want Jonathan Kent to go after dear Jimmy Olsen for wanting to be with Linda Davers; PM miss_linda_lee for membership and/or information

FSWC (Future Superman Writers Club) - give it a guess; founded by Unbreakable Lex; invitation only

OTHER TV/MOVIES CLUBS
FRIENDLIES - KryptonSite's very own "Friends" Fan Club, for the fans of the now-completed TV series; PM Sharkie for membership

Jedi Order - for fans of Star Wars who love stuff to do with the Jedis and the Force and whatnot; if you do not have crystals you will be provided some; you are required to engage in duels and keep the balance should the Siths bring problems; initiated by Master Kam; PM cca_25 for membership, although KJK is still the head of the club

FOOD CLUBS
Crazy Crispitos Club - if you love a Mexican food called crispitos and are prone to yell out "Crispitos!" all the time, then you've come to the right place; PM MyrtleBoots11 for membership

SSWTOW (The Sunflower Seed Will Take Over The World) Club - those sprouty, and yummy, seeds of sunflowers with their delectable, lickable salt; Mulder knew it all along... CONSPIRACY!!!; PM Dbestgirl for membership

FORUM 'HOOD CLUBS
Team BoE - I believe it has something to do with the user Mr. Boejangles, who is currently not available all the time; PM anybody with "Team BoE" or the shield anywhere in their sig for membership and/or info

KryptonSite Nerds Club - for all the proud nerds of the empire; usually must be intelligent, own stacks upon stacks of books, and be very adept at something useful; just stick it in your sig, there's a thread but it's very very very old and defunct

KryptonSite Geekdom - for all the proud geeks, and for the semi-nerds who just couldn't measure up to real nerd standards; much more flexible than the Nerds Club; KJK is the King of Geekdom but he is not the one to contact; just proclaim yourself a "Resident of Geekdom" by sticking said words in your sig since the thread shared with the Nerds Club is not likely to be resurrected

Popular Smarties - for the nerds or, well, smart people, who are too socially involved to be considered nerds and who revel in their friendly, networked, party-filled world; PM Sharkie for membership

KryptonSite Athletics Club - for those who love sports and athletics and fitness and whatnot; leader unknown, but I suggest contacting WJB1 for info or membership or Athletics thread bumping or whatever it is that you desire

KANIMAL - the KryptonSite animal lovers association; PM Sharkie for membership

Club Canada - for the Canadians (and certain others who are unparalleled in their solidarity); PM me for membership

LFTYF (Lurker For Two Years Foundation) - for the lurkers who've lurked for two years (wow, big shocker, eh?); PM Little Miss Lurker for membership

Potential Freaks of the Week If We Used Our Premonitions to Kill People - for those who are really good at predicting stuff, I suppose; PM the panther for membership

People Who Use Big Words Wrongly Club - yep, for the people who use big words wrongly; PM noleafclover69 for membership

Kam's Club - that KJK... he's so egotistical sometimes, isn't he? shame on you, Alberta Boy; PM KJK for membership

ULM (Unbreakable Lex Minions) - "This is for those that have been inspired to write fan fics off of my theories and those that find my posts generally enlightening," so says Unbreakable Lex, founder; sticking it in your sig or avatar text will suffice

PWSLOLATTCHIU (People Who Say LOL All The Time And Can't Help It Union) - pret-ty self-explanatory, if I do say so myself; again, smlvlchk isn't available, so just proclaim yourself a member

S.A.C. (Smilie Addiction Club) - for the ones who just can't seem to tear themselves away from those smilies/emoticons; founded by smlvlchk; PM Gizmo for membership

A.T.C. (Addicted To Clubs) - fitting, wouldn't you say?; PM KryptoniteJem for membership

The "Other" Club - quite the unique and awesome little club; PM noleafclover69 to pry information or membership from him